Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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