Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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