I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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