she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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