apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
