Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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