Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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