Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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