that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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