You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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