Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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