I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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