Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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