I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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