I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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