yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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