i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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