Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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