She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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