i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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