I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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