just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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