If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
this is an emotional support booty call
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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