so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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