The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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