would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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