it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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