I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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