We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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