Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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