We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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