You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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