I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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