whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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