What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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