So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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