Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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