actually, I'm a sock model
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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