he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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