What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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