His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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