Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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