so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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