Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my being single is dangerous.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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