the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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