Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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