Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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