we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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