Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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