I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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