do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We just shotgunned beers for America
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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