no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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