I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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